I know I'm clumsy. I've known this for the majority of my life. However I was not aware that my clumsiness had reached a level on par with bad sitcom humor.

I'm sitting in my wing back chair with the laptop on my knees and watching the cat on the table beside me. He's batting at my cell phone and a pen.

Smack!

They land on the floor. I leave him the pen to bat at and lean over to look for the cell phone. I think it went under the chair.

I lean a little further over. Where is it? And lean some more.

And fall headfirst from the chair in a heap on the floor with a laptop, a startled cat and a pen.

The cell phone was indeed under the chair. At least I was right about that.

"This is more embarrassing than the time you started cleaning your beans at Don Knotts' Christmas party."

Yup, Fred - that ascot wearing blonde bimbo from Scooby Doo - said it right this time.