Here are some of the strange things that I find at midnight on Craigslist:
1. A rug that features a lamb on a pink skateboard.

What? Why?! Why do you need that? Why does that even
exist?
2. "Abstract" local art.

It's two colors. In a line. For $45.00. That is
not art!
3. Why...why...are you selling a used breast pump for breast feeding?
4. "Original" sculptures.
Um, it...it's a rock. That has been sanded. Four rocks, actually. Sanded. And nothing else. Now, it is a rock without rough edges. For $200.00 each.