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Girl and Dog in the City


 Infinite Time Lag
 

This is my last week working full-time. Next week I begin working 25 hours a week only instead of 40+. Of course, I looked forward to this week - being over, mainly. Especially now.

Why is it that when you are on that last stretch it seems to give you a stitch in your side five seconds into it?

Monday:
I scan and scan incessantly. More work than previously. I'm still fielding asinine and ridiculous tech support calls.

Tuesday:
Two members of our already short-staffed team call out. Not just for the day - but the week. On top of that, the second person who is supposed to help me scan doesn't.


Wednesday:
Oh, sweet reprieve at work. I only had to field phone calls instead of scan. Nothing too bad went wrong.

Thursday:
More scanning than ever before! My wrists are complaining from the repetitive motions that lasted four hours straight. But, I got it all done. Until tomorrow.

Friday...well...Friday has another person off work for the day and another associate on a half-day. This is on top of the fact that we are already two people short. That leaves...oh...me and one person for most of my "day" shift and then only me (as per usual) at night.

It will, indeed, be a long night.

On the bright side...um... ...on the bright side... ...

Aha!

On the bright side, I got a glorious free fortune cookie that informed me that doors were going to open for me in life. All hail the mighty fortune cookie!
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 Whoppers...They Call to Me...
 

Long distance even and collect! The bastards! If they weren't so yummy and tasty, why I...

*shakes fist*

Sooo...I found in Target today (shhhh...don't tell anyone, but I supported a large chain store [hangs head in shame]):

Strawberry Whoppers!

Oh yeah, baby. Come to mama. Mmmm..Good.

What? I like my sweets.

On another note, I hate scanning documents. It takes forever when one has a gazillion of them. Two hours. Two straight hours of standing in front of a scanner. Folders, removing staples, stapling, scanning, saving, etc, etc.



I want to be a trust fund baby.
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 Gee Wizz Batman!
 

*gasp* I changed my icon.

Couldn't resist....the cuteness...

Shit! I'm really am a girl.

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 Chuck Norris
 

Do this:

Go to www.google.com

Type in:

Google Chuck Norris

Hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button instead of the "Search" button.

Enjoy.

Oh, and run. Fast. He's right behind you.
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 Nothing Funny Today, So You Get Random Ramblings Induced by Caffeine and Long Work Nights
 

Where once we gazed with fearful fright out of our windows, we now but look upon the world with weariness. The dreary day, the endless rides, the plastic debt and monotony. A bane it is, our new society. Our joyous technology. Where as a bane was once greater.

Who would have thought that a bane would turn from something baring teeth and claw to that of plastic? Men, beasts, demons. Nightmares, fears, and lost loves. It was something once that would stalk a man and fill him with dread, keeping him awake long into the night. We've lost something with technology, you know.

A wonderment, a childish fear, a sharp stab of the unknown that pierces our gut and grips tight our innards. Both pain and pleasure simultaneously giving us a rush - a bright moment of adrenaline and life. Lost, lost now in this world of plastic. This world of cabling and desks, cars and townhouses. There is nothing in the shadows now that once resembled our banes. Nothing wild that stalks the wood.

The noise, the shudder, the brief movement? A stray cat, a bit of glass, perhaps a broken limb. Nothing more and nothing less. What a world it is now, what a world indeed, where one must mourn the passing of fear. Fear, the product of imagination and wonder, that had once draped itself over stark reality. Stark reality now free of its trappings. If anything hunkers in the shadows now it does so merely to hide its once impressive visage, reduced now to banality.

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I feel pretentious.

Don't smack me! Violence is not becoming!
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