As previously mentioned somewhere in my profile, I have over 500 novels. This number does not include the enormous amount of D&D modules, manuals, paraphenalia, etc that has over time been collected. Since I don't want to end up the crazy old woman who gets crushed beneath a pile of junk in her own house, eventually partially devoured by feral cats and made into a nesting site for small rodents, I have decided to start selling some of my excessive and unnecessary crap.

In other news, I have discovered a most beloved creature at the Raleigh Fairgrounds. A woman, bless her, that sells patchouli oil. Oh yes, squirm and shriek in fear. Patchouli smells wonderful for me and has the added benefit of burning the olfactory senses of the majority of humanity. In one fell swoop I have managed to find a way to cause all the people to run screaming from my presence and all I have to do is stand there calmly, wave my arms about at random intervals, and smile. Or would that be sneer?

I successfully tested out of my American Government class today! Hurray! That's two classes I have tested out of this summer. Five more to go!